A POTENT POLICE COMPLAINT
To the Local Police Inspector:
COMPLAINT AGAINST SUSPECTED THEFT / FRAUD IN MY BANKING ACCOUNT
In about the first week of September, 2014, roughly after a hundred days of MrNarendraModi being sworn in India's 15th Prime Minister, I believe that about Rs.15 lakh were credited to my banking account [No. 123456789, at Bank ABC, Branch XYZ]. This was the amount that the BJP had promised to credit to every citizen's bank account within a hundred days, after recovering all the black money of India stashed abroad.
Astonishingly and painfully I find that this money is missing. I cannot imagine that our Prime Minister had lied and made a false promise. A gentleman and statesman that he is labelled by our popular media, MrModi surely would have known what he was promising. So clearly someone has played foul against me and him.
Clearly someone either in the Bank, or in connivance with its staff, has committed a forgery or fraud or otherwise robbed me of that money - in the process bringing a bad name to, and maligning a Prime Minister his admirers see as a visionary.
Please book my formal complaint and launch investigation into the missing money.