A POTENT POLICE COMPLAINT
To the Local Police Inspector:
Sir,
COMPLAINT AGAINST SUSPECTED THEFT / FRAUD IN MY BANKING ACCOUNT
In about the first week of September, 2014, roughly after a hundred days
of MrNarendraModi being sworn in India's 15th Prime Minister, I believe that
about Rs.15 lakh were credited to my banking account [No. 123456789, at Bank
ABC, Branch XYZ]. This was the amount that the BJP had promised to credit to
every citizen's bank account within a hundred days, after recovering all the
black money of India stashed abroad.
Astonishingly and painfully I find that this money is missing. I cannot
imagine that our Prime Minister had lied and made a false promise. A gentleman
and statesman that he is labelled by our popular media, MrModi surely would
have known what he was promising. So clearly someone has played foul against me
and him.
Clearly someone either in the Bank, or in connivance with its staff, has
committed a forgery or fraud or otherwise robbed me of that money - in the
process bringing a bad name to, and maligning a Prime Minister his admirers see
as a visionary.
Please book my formal complaint and launch investigation into the missing
money.
Yours ....
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